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Miguel O'Hara ([personal profile] ninjavampire) wrote2023-06-09 03:58 pm

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[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-10 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-10 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Really, if Lottie were desperate enough she'd get her house keys and just.. Hope and pray shimmying them under the cap would pry it open. Maybe use her counter as leverage β€” show off the results on Instagram like #itwasjustthateasy.

Luckily, with his silence, she surmises that she doesn't have to do it. When he knocks, she actually feels a little excited. Half because she can drink her coke (she didn't really buy it for him....... just for the parlor trick) and half because she can drink her coke and eat her chipotle my god, finally. She opens the door after a call of 'coming!', doesn't have time to angle her head up to greet him because heβ€” has. Bags? Groceries? She already bought food for herself??

There's a second of silence, as she churns over what this means. And then she looks up at him properly, brows furrowed, steps aside to try and make room for his ridiculous frame to walk through her hallway. ]


..Why did you go to Trader Joe's?
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[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-10 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ The foil keeps it warm! That's how it works!!

But also, no.. No it's not basic?? No one she knows has a bottle opener?!

Despite her inner protests, she doesn't confirm nor deny the existence of other Missing Utensilsβ„’. Lottie's kitchen and fridge are, as he first suspected, barren. Just leftovers, no real groceries, mostly water bottles inside her fridge and like, maybe two eggs from her last carton (still good? Unsure). ]


Uh..

[ So much is happening. First he's judging her house and now he's demanding where that damn ass bottle is. Should she offer to take the bags first? Is he going to put them on her counter? Her hands waver awkwardly in the air at her indecision before justβ€” pointing at the bottle of coke standing tall at her (tiny, really, only meant for two at most) kicthen table. ]

There?
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[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-10 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ In her defense..!! She will try and use. Like, 25% of this (it's always easier for her to take care of herself actively when someone else is there doing it for her β€” she has never been an adult who functions with survival in mind, honestly). His sigh of defeat prompts her to raise this to 30%, because she's only now realizing this is his way of showing he's, rightfully, worrying about her.

And thenβ€” she lets out an odd sort of laugh. Not because Miguel's mutations are odd (they are, but she's already moved past this since the whole interdimensional travel thing is a lot more mind boggling than Edward Cullen fangs), but because.. Wow, he sure makes it seem like a bottle of Coca Cola from Chipotle is nothing??

(It isn't!! It's long and nice and fun to hold. Sugary when she needs the fill.) ]


..What's wrong with that?

[ She almost offers to Doordash something, but refrains. Instead, shrugs her shoulders lightly. ]

It's tasty. I mean, have you even had it before?
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[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-10 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She knows Nueva York has soda she just meansβ€” she just means the bottled coke is different but whatever!! He at least thinks it's funny, enough to relax for half of a second before he pierces that bottlecap with his fangs.

It's always so neat, and awfully convenient, seeing Miguel do this. It tends to leave her intensely speechless, and also, supremely, hyperaware of her own teeth (do they need to be whitened? Are her natural canines sharp?? She'll have to check when he's gone). She reaches out to grab it, the fizz of the soda hitting her ears for all of two seconds before she hands it back in a way that insists he take a sip first. ]


I'm serious! It's different.
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[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-11 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ To Lottie, she doesn't really smell it. Well, actually, to be fair she's never made a point to smell any can of coke in her life. She can hear it, though, the fizzle and crackle when it's popped open, bottle or otherwise. She can taste it. Her brows crinkle as she approaches, leans her weight onto the back of a chair (the only one with a back, because the other opposite of the tiny table is an ottoman). ]

It doesn't have a smell.

[ Seeing his initial reaction was, is, as she expectedβ€” it's supposed to be more sugar-y than regular Coca Cola, it's supposed to make your face do that. Except, he didn't make a point to mention that. Miguel talks about a smell, instead. ]

Why would it have a smell?
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[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-13 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ cry laughing at this image at mister o'hara desperately trying to be polite while fitting in absolutely none of lottie's furniture

Anyway she just gets rid of the top of her normal Friday Night Chipotle Dinnerβ„’ (arguably, still sad), and moves back to her kitchen to find a fork (or two? Is he going to eat?? Does he eat Chipotle?? Would that work for or against his muscle mass gain...). She makes a noise of understanding. ]


β€”one of those Miguel things, huh?

[ In other words, his weird allergies (not really, but it's easier for her brain to comprehend) due to his even weirder (Spidery, fangy) disposition. ]

Is it just scents and lights or like, everything?
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[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-14 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lottie, in a way, almost feels offended that he didn't think she would share. But then she remembers every other time she would have him perform this trick and then she'd go β€” yeah, that makes sense. She has a history of eating and simply watching him talk β€” duh. ]

You did open my coke.

[ She shrugs lightly, really, as nonchalantly as she can before taking the first bite out of the bowl. Then, after she swallows, she raises a brow at him, as if she expects him to do the same. ]
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[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-14 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It wasn't all too bad, arguably chipotle is good just to have something easy prepared for you and easy leftovers for later.. Which is the prime reason she got it, anyway, not particularly because she's a fanatic. Lottie's watching (read: mindlessly clicking) through some instagram stories when he pipes up again, and her brows furrow. Then, lift.

Her eyes lower just to confirmβ€” oh, yes, beans. She takes a sip from the bottle, after putting her phone flat down on the table. ]


I've never done it but it doesn't look hard. [ She gestures with her fork his way, agreeing. But also probably vaguely worrying him when she follows that up with: ] I mean they sell 'em in cans.
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[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-28 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ HE'S... Not wrong in his assumption. As much as Lottie loves anything Onion and Garlic related she actually hasn't touched either of them for too long. ]

Of course I have! Just.. A really long time ago.

[ And judging by her own fork being shoved into the bowl, probably not well. She takes a bite as she squints in his direction before a thought abruptly hits herβ€” ]

Are you gonna teach me?? I feel like you're gonna teach me.
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[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-29 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Him avoiding both an answer and eye contact is kind of perfect, because Lottie is using the excuse of sipping that bottle of coke for her own reason why she can't answer. Truthfully? No, she doesn't want to. Maybe.

But if she says yes, she gets tasty free food. ]


Yeah, if you say it's that easy. Why not?