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TFLN / voice testing

[ninjavampire]

(( from this link here ))

1. You said the detour would be forty minutes. It was three hours.
2. Please tell me the place was mostly intact after the fire was put out.
3. No. I am not going to bite off a bottlecap 'for the fun of it'.
4. Surely there is a concept of privacy in your universe? Don't poke around in that lab.
5. That's funny. I've only heard that one a dozen times.
6. ( Wildcards or Misfires! )

3!!

[oomfies]

but i bought the bottle for you 🥺

(no partying intensifies)

[ninjavampire]

You didn't have to do that.

(booing intensifies)

[oomfies]

ya i know

so you could bite the cap off for me to make it worth it maybe??

[ninjavampire]

You can guess what my answer is going to be.

[oomfies]

ok

well??

miguel???

i don't have a bottle opener

[ninjavampire]

Have you just been sitting there with a closed bottle this entire time?!

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[webbs]

actually no it's considered good manners to share and share alike
btw can i borrow a bunsen burner and a soldering iron?
cool thanks

(STERN)

[ninjavampire]

You'll find the equipment a little more sophisticated than that. What are you up to?

[webbs]

seriously, what kind of jank lab doesn't have the basics?

[ninjavampire]

Open flames and volatile liquids don't mix well.

By the way, don't touch anything.

[webbs]

fiiiiine
yes, dad.

what are you working on in here?

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[bantered]

you can't be in a neighborhood and not try a bagel from the bodega downtown that's sacrilege

why hello there!

[ninjavampire]

Something tells me you found more than a bagel there.

why tf is need here and how is she texting (3)

[hasapoint]

Touchy. All I did was ask that nice girl to explain a few things.

[...and do a lot of mind reading and cross-referencing but shhh. privacy doesn't apply to angels.]

It would take me years to understand anything past the most metaphorical level and I'm too old to go around activating devices because they're colorful either way.

Interdimensional FWS relocates local fantasy sword

[ninjavampire]

Uh huh. Your molecules might have a bad day if you do decide to go around "activating devices", so I suggest you resist that urge.

[ never a dull night at arachnid hq!!! this is why he never gets any sleep. ]

So, what's your story? You come from the planet of talking swords or is there something more to it?

[hasapoint]

Molecules being the smallest units used to make up matter? Or... no, you've found smaller ones, haven't you? Well, color me impressed.

[Need whose minds are you reading to find out about atoms and etc?]

Mercy, that's a thought. Why do you want to know? Surely you've enough stories to concern yourself about.

[ninjavampire]

Our way to send you home involves scanning your DNA, which is a problem for obvious reasons.

If we know what to look for, you can go back home instead of sitting around in a storage bin. Clear enough?

[ he wonders if the city is called Bladehattan or something.]

[hasapoint]

[Cross-indexing, definition of 'DNA'... ah! Uh huh.]

You don't have a system for all these metal and electrical constructs? I can take a few years or decades to figure out how to get back on my own if you and yours can't but a lot of these don't seem as patient as little old me.

[She means captured robotic and otherwise inorganic villains. She's learned the proper terminology but one, Need hates using proper terminology and two, she likes to seem less tuned in than she really is.]

TFLN Overflow!

[ninjavampire]

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[ninjavampire]

(( from here ))

You never listen, Miles. That's your problem.

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[ninjavampire]

By the way, it's 'estoy'. Estoy intentando.

[ he can't help but be a pedant about the grammar, damn it!! ]

[catchups]

¡Estoy terminado con todos diciendo que no!
If I have a problem, you're my problem, always telling me I can't do it!

[ninjavampire]

I already told you why. Some mistakes not worth the risk of being repeated.

[catchups]

saving my dad is not a risk!
it's my dad!!!!