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Miguel O'Hara ([personal profile] ninjavampire) wrote2023-06-09 03:58 pm

open rp post

OPEN POST
(Memes, Overflow, what have you.)


oomfies: π‘œπ‘œπ“‚π’»π’Ύπ‘’π“ˆ (πŸ“± flatlay.)

3!!

[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-10 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
but i bought the bottle for you πŸ₯Ί
oomfies: π‘œπ‘œπ“‚π’»π’Ύπ‘’π“ˆ (πŸ’š fanbase.)

(booing intensifies)

[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-10 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
ya i know

so you could bite the cap off for me to make it worth it maybe??
oomfies: π‘œπ‘œπ“‚π’»π’Ύπ‘’π“ˆ (πŸ’š viral.)

[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-10 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
ok

well??

miguel???

i don't have a bottle opener
webbs: ([glasses] super unimpressed)

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[personal profile] webbs 2023-06-10 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
actually no it's considered good manners to share and share alike
btw can i borrow a bunsen burner and a soldering iron?
cool thanks
oomfies: π‘œπ‘œπ“‚π’»π’Ύπ‘’π“ˆ (πŸ’Š nasty.)

[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-10 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, you mean at her apartment? By herself? With her chipotle?? Still in the foil tin???

There's a few beats of silence before she sends a reluctant: ]


yes
webbs: ([glasses] 119)

[personal profile] webbs 2023-06-10 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
seriously, what kind of jank lab doesn't have the basics?
oomfies: π‘œπ‘œπ“‚π’»π’Ύπ‘’π“ˆ (πŸ’„ content.)

[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-10 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
❀️❀️❀️

txt me when you're heeere! ty xoxo
webbs: ([glasses] 121)

[personal profile] webbs 2023-06-10 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
fiiiiine
yes, dad.

what are you working on in here?
oomfies: (✨ partnership.)

[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-10 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Really, if Lottie were desperate enough she'd get her house keys and just.. Hope and pray shimmying them under the cap would pry it open. Maybe use her counter as leverage β€” show off the results on Instagram like #itwasjustthateasy.

Luckily, with his silence, she surmises that she doesn't have to do it. When he knocks, she actually feels a little excited. Half because she can drink her coke (she didn't really buy it for him....... just for the parlor trick) and half because she can drink her coke and eat her chipotle my god, finally. She opens the door after a call of 'coming!', doesn't have time to angle her head up to greet him because heβ€” has. Bags? Groceries? She already bought food for herself??

There's a second of silence, as she churns over what this means. And then she looks up at him properly, brows furrowed, steps aside to try and make room for his ridiculous frame to walk through her hallway. ]


..Why did you go to Trader Joe's?
oomfies: (✨ pic#16450345)

[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-10 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ The foil keeps it warm! That's how it works!!

But also, no.. No it's not basic?? No one she knows has a bottle opener?!

Despite her inner protests, she doesn't confirm nor deny the existence of other Missing Utensilsβ„’. Lottie's kitchen and fridge are, as he first suspected, barren. Just leftovers, no real groceries, mostly water bottles inside her fridge and like, maybe two eggs from her last carton (still good? Unsure). ]


Uh..

[ So much is happening. First he's judging her house and now he's demanding where that damn ass bottle is. Should she offer to take the bags first? Is he going to put them on her counter? Her hands waver awkwardly in the air at her indecision before justβ€” pointing at the bottle of coke standing tall at her (tiny, really, only meant for two at most) kicthen table. ]

There?
webbs: ([glasses] 71)

[personal profile] webbs 2023-06-10 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
guessing it's not just cold meds.

[ pardon her while she pokes around to examine a bit more. ]

it almost looks like blood
not the right color, though
synthetic?
it's super rudimentary in my universe but i get the principles
oomfies: π‘œπ‘œπ“‚π’»π’Ύπ‘’π“ˆ (πŸ’š sweat.)

[personal profile] oomfies 2023-06-10 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ In her defense..!! She will try and use. Like, 25% of this (it's always easier for her to take care of herself actively when someone else is there doing it for her β€” she has never been an adult who functions with survival in mind, honestly). His sigh of defeat prompts her to raise this to 30%, because she's only now realizing this is his way of showing he's, rightfully, worrying about her.

And thenβ€” she lets out an odd sort of laugh. Not because Miguel's mutations are odd (they are, but she's already moved past this since the whole interdimensional travel thing is a lot more mind boggling than Edward Cullen fangs), but because.. Wow, he sure makes it seem like a bottle of Coca Cola from Chipotle is nothing??

(It isn't!! It's long and nice and fun to hold. Sugary when she needs the fill.) ]


..What's wrong with that?

[ She almost offers to Doordash something, but refrains. Instead, shrugs her shoulders lightly. ]

It's tasty. I mean, have you even had it before?

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